Blubberella

“She will kick ass with her big ass”

A mystery hangs over occupied Europe: an army of undead Nazi soldiers is on the march, and the only one who seems ready for them is Blubberella (Lindsay Hollister), an overweight half-vampire whose footsteps set off explosions. She carries two swords and uses them on anyone who mocks her size. Uwe Boll plays Adolf Hitler himself, and Brendan Fletcher and Michael Paré fill out the cast around Hollister.