Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993) — Perfery

(1993)Directed by Albert Pyun88 minAction, Comedy, Romance

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Andrew Dice Clayas Ed Molloy

Teri Hatcheras Samantha Crain

Yuji Okumotoas Wu

Deborah Van Valkenburghas Cammy Crain

Brion Jamesas Brown

Tim Thomersonas Black

Charles Rocketas Jones

Nicholas Guestas Smith

DD Dorothy Dellsas Miss Bellows

Wrick Jonesas Lead Officer

Galen Schrickas Jim Romeo

Steve Tancoraas Bob Brisco

Peter Kwongas Red Monk

Danny Perkinas Guy in Line 2

Ross Huffman-Kerras Night Manager

Russ Fastas Ted

BW Billie Worleyas Punk

Dee Booheras Bertha

Liz Sheridanas Ma Molloy

Lin Shayeas Make up Artist

Sonia Satraas Model 1

Ralph Monacoas Molloy Dad

Anahit Minasyanas Model 2

Nichole McAuleyas Veronica (uncredited)