Brain Smasher... A Love Story

A package carried from Europe to Portland, Oregon, has a group of Shaolin monks on the trail of Samantha Crain (Teri Hatcher), a model who only agreed to deliver it as a favor to her sister. Running from them, she drags in Ed Molloy (Andrew Dice Clay), a nightclub bouncer known as the Brainsmasher. Albert Pyun directs it as a romantic comedy with the speed of a chase.