Breaking Wind

“Love Stinks!”

Bella (Heather Ann Davis) is a teenager caught between two suitors, the pale and brooding vampire Edward (Eric Callero) and the shirtless werewolf Jacob (Frank Pacheco). Craig Moss, who made this parody of the Twilight series, builds it around Eclipse and plays every romantic beat for flat, deadpan laughs. Whichever boy she picks, Bella has to choose in a story where the stakes are treated with total, ridiculous seriousness.