Diary of a Wimpy Kid

“It's not a diary, it's a movie.”

Greg Heffley (Zachary Gordon) is sure he is headed for big things, he just has to get through his first year of middle school, where the hallways hold wedgie-happy bullies and a moldy slice of cheese said to carry nuclear cooties. His loyal, goofy best friend Rowley Jefferson (Robert Capron) keeps tagging along. Thor Freudenthal drops them into the cafeteria and the gym, and the friendship between the two boys gets stretched by every move Greg makes to rise.