Dracula 3000

“In space there is no daylight.”

Captain Abraham Van Helsing (Casper Van Dien) runs a deep space salvage ship in the year 3000, and he wants the Demeter, a starship that vanished fifty years ago and now turns up in the Carpathian System. He and his crew board it, find a tape of the old captain locked in his cabin, and open a hold full of coffins. Darrell Roodt shoots the empty corridors and flickering monitors with a straight face, and the film never once admits how silly it is.