Getting Any?
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Getting Any?

(1995)Directed by Takeshi Kitano108 minComedy
“What wouldn't you do for sex?”

Asao (Dankan) is a goofy middle-aged man with one ambition, to have sex in a car, and he sets off after it with no sense of how. Takeshi Kitano, a former manzai comedian, strings together a run of sketches in the Airplane! manner, each one starting where the last blunder left Asao. He keeps saying yes to every crazy scheme that comes his way, and none of them gets him closer.

Takeshi Kitanoas Scientist
Dankanas Asao
Tokie Hidarias Asao's Mother
Akiji Kobayashias Chief of World Defence Force
Ren Osugias Head Yakuza 3
Moeko Ezawaas Asao's Mother
Hakuryuas Audition Judge
Hideo Higashikokubaruas Doctor
Tetsuya Yuukias Head Yakuza 1
Yuuji Minakataas Head Yakuza 2
Makoto Tsugawaas Man at Bus Stop
Susumu Terajimaas Injured Yakuza
Makoto Ashikawaas Scientist's Assistant
Yojin Hinoas Car Dealership Manager
Masumi Okadaas Russian Actor
Masahiko Sakataas Second Actor
Tetsuya Yūkias Boss
Kanji Tsudaas Earth Defense Force Member
Yoneko Matsukaneas Salaryman's Wife
Akira Kuboas Bank Manager
Koichi Uedaas Zatoichi's Director
Hitoshi Takagias Actor in Zatoichi
Sujitarô Tamabukuroas Kidney Transplant Child