How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town

“Love thy neighbour.”

Cassie Cranston (Jewel Staite) comes back to Beaver's Ridge to bury her mother, years after the town ran her out over a botched attempt at losing her virginity. Now a big-city sex columnist, she finds her old nemesis waiting with a request: help the friends she left behind plan an orgy. Jeremy LaLonde sends her home to a cemetery, a funeral, and a town that still remembers her.