
I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
“Most motorcycles run on petrol, this one runs on blood!”
A motorbike gang kills an occultist mid-ritual, and the evil spirit he was summoning moves into a battered bike. Noddy (Neil Morrissey) buys it and fixes it up, then finds it will ride on its own and go after the gang. Dirk Campbell keeps Inspector Cleaver (Michael Elphick) and a priest (Anthony Daniels) chasing the body count, and anyone who gets in the bike's way is next.
Neil Morrisseyas Noddy
Amanda Noaras Kim
Andrew Powellas Roach
Midge Tayloras First Road Toad
Brendan Donnisonas Satanist High Priest
Graham Paddenas P.C. Ben E. Dorm
Paula Ann Blandas Hospital Nurse
Teddie Thompsonas Hospital Sister
Terence Buddas Bike Shop Dealer
Ann Cassonas Mrs. Bancroft
Richard Smithas Curate
Roy Alonas P.C. Harold
Frederick Eavesas Old Man
Howard Belgardas Graffiti Artist
Jim Allanas Graffiti Artist
James McCarthyas P.C. Doughnut








