If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

(2025)Directed by Mary Bronstein113 min · RDrama
“Everything is under control.”

Linda (Rose Byrne) wants one thing, which is for somebody to tell her what is wrong with her child and how to fix it. Nothing lets her get there: the husband is away, a person has gone missing, and the therapist she pays (Conan O'Brien) grows more hostile each week. Mary Bronstein keeps her in tight, unrelieved close-ups, so Linda has nowhere to rest while everything around her gives way.

Rose Byrneas Linda
Conan O'Brienas Therapist
A$AP Rockyas James
Mary Bronsteinas Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolkas Diana
Mark Stolzenbergas Parking Attendant
Manu Narayanas Landlord
Eva Kornetas Breathworker
Ella Beattyas Kate
Josh Paisas Brad
Ronald Bronsteinas Caroline's Husband (voice)
Lark Whiteas Vanessa
Laurence Blumas Police Officer
Amy Judd Liebermanas Melanie
Char Sidneyas Nurse
J. Alan Scottas Puppeteer
Jason Matthewsas Puppeteer
Victor Broadleyas Puppeteer