Jane Austen's Mafia!

“See it early. Avoid the mob.”

Anthony Cortino (Jay Mohr), the level-headed son of the bumbling don Vincenzo, wants the family business handed to him. His brother Joey (Billy Burke), a vituperative loose cannon, wants it just as badly. Jim Abrahams plays the whole thing with a straight face, and with Vincenzo ready to name one heir, the winner takes the Cortino name and the loser takes whatever is left.