Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

“The Power of Jesus Impales You!”

Jesus Christ (Phil Caracas) comes back to earth in modern-day Ottawa with the judging of the living and the dead still ahead of him. First he has to deal with a vampire army that can walk around in daylight, and he does it with kung fu and the help of the Mexican wrestler El Santo. Lee Demarbre plays the whole thing completely straight, and the film's idea of sacred duty turns out to be protecting the lesbians of Ottawa.