Love at First Bite

“Your favorite pain in the neck is about to bite your funny bone!”

Count Vladimir Dracula (George Hamilton) is an old-world nobleman who leaves his Transylvanian castle for 1970s New York, with his servant Renfield (Arte Johnson) trailing behind. He has come for Cindy Sondheim (Susan Saint James), a fashion model he believes is the reincarnation of his one true love. Stan Dragoti puts him up against her psychiatrist, Dr. Rosenberg (Richard Benjamin), and the Count's courtship runs into a city that has no use for a cape.