Machete
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Machete

(2010)Directed by Robert Rodriguez, Ethan Maniquis105 min · RAction, Comedy, Thriller
“They just messed with the wrong Mexican.”

A man hired to kill a Texas senator learns the job was a setup, and the one who arranged it wants him dead. That man is Machete (Danny Trejo), an ex-Federale who now has nothing to lose and a long list of people to find, among them Senator John McLaughlin (Robert De Niro). Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis build it out of a fake Grindhouse trailer and keep the B-movie grime.

Danny Trejoas Machete
Jessica Albaas Sartana Rivera
Robert De Niroas Senator John McLaughlin
Steven Seagalas Rogelio Torrez
Cheech Marinas Padre Cortez
Lindsay Lohanas April Booth
Electra Avellanas Nurse Mona
Elise Avellanas Nurse Lisa
Tom Savinias Osiris Amanpour
Don Johnsonas Von Jackson
Billy Blairas Von's Henchman
Jeff Faheyas Michael Booth
Shea Whighamas Sniper
Daryl Sabaraas Julio
Tito Larrivaas Culebra Cruzado
Gilbert Trejoas Jorge
FSFelix Sabatesas Doc Felix
Alicia Rachel Marekas June
Marci Madisonas Nurse Fine
TRTina Rodriguezas Tristana
Stacy Keachas Doc Franklin
James Parksas Edgar McGraw
Ara Celias Reporter