(2003)Directed by Lucky McKee93 min · RDrama, Horror, Comedy

“If you can't find a friend... make one.”

A socially awkward veterinary assistant with a lazy eye and obsession with perfection descends into depravity after developing a crush on a boy with perfect hands.

Angela Bettisas May

Jeremy Sistoas Adam

Anna Farisas Polly

James Duvalas Blank

Nichole Hiltzas Ambrosia

Kevin Gageas Papa

Merle Kennedyas Mama

Chandler Riley Hechtas Young May

Rachel Davidas Petey

Nora Zehetneras Hoop

Will Estesas Chris

Roxanne Dayas Buckle

Samantha Adamsas Lucille

Brittney Lee Harveyas Diedre

Connor Matheusas Kindergarten Boy

Mike McKeeas Optometrist

Ken Davitianas Foreign Doctor

Bret Robertsas Distraught Man at Veterinarian Office

Traci Burras Short Girl

Jude McVayas Zombie

Tricia Kellyas Amy

Norwood Cheekas Guy on Bench

Jesse Hlubikas Jack

Jennifer Grantas Jill