Mean Machine
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Mean Machine

(2001)Directed by Barry Skolnick99 min · RComedy, Drama
“It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!”

Inside a British prison, the guards run the yard and the inmates keep out of their way. Danny Meehan (Vinnie Jones), the disgraced former England football captain, arrives after assaulting two police officers, and Barry Skolnick sets him among the Governor (David Hemmings) and the prison officers who want him quiet. Then comes the match against the guards, and Danny picks up a team of prisoners, among them Massive (Vas Blackwood).

Vinnie Jonesas Danny Meehan
David Hemmingsas Governor
Ralph Brownas Burton
Vas Blackwoodas Massive
Robbie Geeas Trojan
Geoff Bellas Ratchett
Danny Dyeras Billy the Limpet
Jason Flemyngas Bob Likely
David Reidas Barman
David Cropmanas Second Barman
Tim Perrinas Policeman
Paul Marias Policeman
Nicholas Mossas Hayter
Adam Fogertyas Mouse
Elwin 'Chopper' Davidas Jerome McFife