Meet the Spartans

“The bigger the hit, the harder they fall.”

Leonidas (Sean Maguire) wants to hold his homeland against the Persian army, and all he has to do it with is a cape, leather underwear and thirteen ragged Spartans. Friedberg and Seltzer send up 300 scene by scene, then keep going, with Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton lining up in the invaders' ranks. Xerxes (Ken Davitian) commands the horde, Queen Margo (Carmen Electra) waits at home, and Leonidas marches out anyway.