National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1

“Oh my God. They have guns!”

Jack Colt (Emilio Estevez), a Los Angeles detective with a reputation for recklessness, wants to catch whoever killed a fellow cop. Wes Luger (Samuel L. Jackson) is assigned to partner him, and the two follow a strip of microfilm to a recipe for cocaine cookies and the Wilderness Girls cookie drive meant to spread them. Gene Quintano takes aim at Lethal Weapon, Basic Instinct and Die Hard, and treats every cop movie cliché as fair game.