Never Too Young to Die
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Never Too Young to Die

(1986)Directed by Gil Bettman92 min · RAdventure, Action, Drama
“Action: Bond style. Beauty: Vanity style. Hero: American style.”

Lance Stargrove (John Stamos) is a young gymnast whose father, the secret agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), is murdered by Velvet Von Ragnar (Gene Simmons), the gang leader behind the killing. Lance goes after revenge with Danja Deering (Vanity), an agent who partners with him and becomes more than a sidekick. Gil Bettman puts a college kid into a world of spies and gunfire, and Lance has to decide how far his grief will take him.

John Stamosas Lance Stargrove
Vanityas Danja Deering
Gene Simmonsas Velvet Von Ragnar
George Lazenbyas Drew Stargrove
Peter Kwongas Cliff
Ed Brockas Pyramid
John Andersonas Arliss
Tara Buckmanas Sacrificed Punkette
Curtis Tayloras Barton
Jon Greeneas Coach Madsen
Tim Colcerias Grady
JMJohn Mirandaas Mr. Wilder
Patrick Wrightas Exploding Biker
Gary Kasperas Wrestler
Art Paytonas Minister
Ivar Mirelesas Waitress
Randy Hallas Minkie
Branscombe Richmondas Minkie's Partner
Larry Leverettas Scarred man in dune costume
Viva Sexas Gene Simmons Transvestite Band