
Never Too Young to Die
“Action: Bond style. Beauty: Vanity style. Hero: American style.”
Lance Stargrove (John Stamos) is a young gymnast whose father, the secret agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), is murdered by Velvet Von Ragnar (Gene Simmons), the gang leader behind the killing. Lance goes after revenge with Danja Deering (Vanity), an agent who partners with him and becomes more than a sidekick. Gil Bettman puts a college kid into a world of spies and gunfire, and Lance has to decide how far his grief will take him.
Ed Brockas Pyramid
Art Paytonas Minister
Ivar Mirelesas Waitress
Larry Leverettas Scarred man in dune costume
Viva Sexas Gene Simmons Transvestite Band














