(2008)Directed by Steve Miner100 min · PG-13Comedy

“The Army Will Never Be The Same”

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Jessica Simpsonas Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Foxas Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenbergas Sidney Green

Aimee Garciaas Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulinas Private Petrovich

Keiko Agenaas Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jonesas Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypekas Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oterias Private Jeter

Gary Grubbsas Captain Greer

Bryce Johnsonas Derek O'Grady

Floriana Tullioas Camille

Katie Chonacasas Amber

Andy Milonakisas Joe Kidd

Jennifer Finleyas Dolores

Katherine Owensas Stylist

Kurt Fulleras Cousin Barry

James Harlon Palmeras Junior Agent (uncredited)

Desiree Pageas Private Hammaori Sister

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous