Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

(2008)Directed by Steve Miner100 min · PG-13Comedy
“The Army Will Never Be The Same”

In a basic training barracks full of strangers, Megan Valentine (Jessica Simpson) is the one with the movie-star hair and the bank account that has just gone empty. Steve Miner has her sign up in a daze after walking away from a car wreck, and Sergeant Louisa Morely (Vivica A. Fox) is waiting for her on the other end. Megan needs this to be the fresh start she thinks it is, because she has nowhere else to go.

Jessica Simpsonas Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Foxas Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenbergas Sidney Green
Aimee Garciaas Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulinas Private Petrovich
Keiko Agenaas Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jonesas Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypekas Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oterias Private Jeter
Gary Grubbsas Captain Greer
Bryce Johnsonas Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullioas Camille
Katie Chonacasas Amber
Andy Milonakisas Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finleyas Dolores
Katherine Owensas Stylist
Kurt Fulleras Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmeras Junior Agent (uncredited)
Desiree Pageas Private Hammaori Sister