P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang
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P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang

(1982)Directed by Michael Apted77 min · PGComedy, Romance, TV Movie
“From the producer of “Chariots of Fire” and the director of “Coal Miner's Daughter” comes a light-hearted look at first love”

The title is a nonsense word, and the facts never say what it means. Alan Duckworth (John Albasiny) is fourteen in the summer of 1948 and keeps a list of three wishes: lasting peace, an Ashes win for England, and a first kiss from his classmate Ann Lawton (Abigail Cruttenden). Michael Apted gives him a school play in which Ann's lips are written into the script. Alan stands there with his wishes, and England are doing well at cricket.

John Albasinyas Alan Duckworth
Abigail Cruttendenas Ann Lawton
Maurice Deeas Geoffrey Whitaker
Alison Steadmanas Miss Land
Mark Brailsfordas Abbo
Christopher Karallisas Shaz
Robert Urquhartas Headmaster
Garry Cooperas Tommy
Richenda Careyas Botany Teacher
Nicola Princeas Maureen
Maurice O'Connellas Gym Teacher
Tim Seelyas French Teacher
Peter Deanas Policeman
DADave Atkinsas Fish Shop Owner
John Arlottas Himself (voice)
Maureen Lipmanas Alan's Mother (voice) (uncredited)
Eric Richardas Road Worker
Arthur Whybrowas Road Worker
Dominic Hollandas Schoolboy