Rent-a-Kid

Harry Haber (Leslie Nielsen), who runs a rental company, decides to start renting out children from a nearby orphanage, and his first customers take home the three Ward siblings, two boys and a girl. Fred Gerber puts Nielsen and Christopher Lloyd, as Larry Kayvey, in the middle of the business. A child is not a ladder or a lawn mower that goes back on the shelf, and the film keeps saying so in plain terms.