Rockula

“He's a vampire who hasn't scored in 400 years. Tonight's the night!”

In 1990, Ralph (Dean Cameron) is a vampire who has gone four hundred years without a date, and he still watches the girl he loves, Mona (Tawny Fere), get killed with a ham bone by a pirate, again and again in each new life. Luca Bercovici sends him to win her over by starting a rock band called Rockula. If the band flops, Mona dies once more, and Ralph has to sit through it again.