Safe Men

(1998)Directed by John Hamburg88 min · RComedy, Crime
Welcome to the world of disorganised crime.

Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.

Sam Rockwellas Samuel
Steve Zahnas Eddie
Mark Ruffaloas Frank
Josh Paisas Mitchell
Paul Giamattias Veal Chop
Michael Schmidtas Bernie Jr.
Raymond Serraas Barber
Harvey Fiersteinas Good Stuff Leo
Michael Lerneras Big Fat Bernie Gayle
John Hamburgas Philip
Ali Marshas Sherry
Jacob Reynoldsas Cousin Ira
Peter Dinklageas Leflore
Mark Shanahanas Party Coordinator
Emily Doubiletas "Sweet" Denise Schneider
Sidney Zubrowas Pappy
Blue Morenoas M.C. Victor
Ellen Hauptmanas Joyce Kaufman
John Tormeyas Older Guy
DPDon Picardas Gunter
Dee Dee Friedmanas Barbara