Screwballs

“The comedy that goes all the way!”

Somebody at T & A High has to answer for Bootsie Goodhead (Linda Speciale's Purity Busch, the school's one confirmed virgin, is the only other name anyone says as often). Rafal Zielinski sets the whole cast loose on a school year of freshman breast exams, a bikini cheerleader attack and a bowling ball with its holes put to the wrong use. Principal Stuckoff stands in his office, buttoned up and pale, while the hallway outside fills with students.