Small Time Crooks
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Small Time Crooks

(2000)Directed by Woody Allen94 min · PGComedy, Crime
“They took a bite out of crime.”

In a New York where a dishwasher-turned-schemer can still dream big, Ray (Woody Allen) plans to rob a bank by tunneling in from the shop next door. His wife Frenchy (Tracey Ullman) bakes cookies at the front counter to give the place a cover. Allen keeps the pair squabbling and scheming together, and the business out front soon matters more to them than the hole in the back.

Tracey Ullmanas Frenchy
Tony Darrowas Tommy
Jon Lovitzas Benny
Hugh Grantas David
Sam Josepheras Real Estate Agent
Lawrence Howard Levyas Dynamite Dealer
Steve Kroftas Himself
Elaine Stritchas Chi Chi Potter
Carolyn Saxonas Candy Salesperson
Bill Gerberas Cookie Store Customer
Diane Bradleyas Cookie Store Customer
CFCrystal Fieldas Cookie Store Customer
Cindy Carveras Cookie Store Customer
Laurine Towleras Cookie Store Customer
Olivia Haymanas Cookie Store Customer
Fanda Nikicas Cookie Store Customer
Ray Garveyas Cookie Store Customer
Dana Tyleras TV News Reporter
Larry Pineas Charles Bailey
Brian McConnachieas Paul Milton