Soap and Water

Rolando (Carlo Verdone), a school janitor, puts on a priest's disguise so he can give private lessons to Sandy Walsh (Natasha Hovey), a young top model. Carlo Verdone plays the whole arrangement as a small, nervous lie that keeps needing new lies to prop it up. Rolando stands in the doorway of her lesson, collar fixed in place, trying to look like a man who belongs there.