The Animal

“He wasn't much of a man... Now he's not much of an animal!”

Marvin Mange (Rob Schneider) works as an evidence clerk at a small-town police station, where he keeps failing the physical to become a real cop. After a car crash, the mad scientist Dr. Wilder (Michael Caton) rebuilds him with animal parts, and Marvin starts running faster, smelling more, and obeying urges he can't explain in front of Rianna (Colleen Haskell). Luke Greenfield stages the whole thing as broad slapstick that never stops to apologize.