The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
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The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

(2002)Directed by Peter Care104 min · RComedy, Drama
“Forgive me father, for I am 14.”

Tim (Kieran Culkin) and Francis (Emile Hirsch) are Catholic school friends who want to be remembered as legends in their small town. First they get caught drawing an obscene comic book, which only makes them hungry for a bigger prank. Peter Care lets the story run through Sister Assumpta (Jodie Foster), the cramped classrooms, and the heist the boys start planning in the back of a notebook.

Kieran Culkinas Tim Sullivan
Emile Hirschas Francis Doyle
Jena Maloneas Margie Flynn
Jake Richardsonas Wade Scalisi
Jodie Fosteras Sister Assumpta
Vincent D'Onofrioas Father Casey
Melissa McBrideas Mrs. Doyle
Michael Hardingas Mr. Doyle
Tyler Longas Joey Anderson
Arthur Bridgersas Donny Flynn
Scott Simpsonas Newsie
Yvonne Ericksonas Mrs. Sullivan
Chandler McIntyreas Naturalist