Killer Condom
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Killer Condom

(1996)Directed by Martin Walz120 minComedy, Horror
“The rubber that rubs you out!”

Luigi Mackeroni (Udo Samel) is a New York detective working the Hotel Quickie, where men keep turning up with their genitals bitten off. His own case turns personal when a meeting in the lobby with a gigolo ends with a carnivorous condom taking his right testicle and escaping. Martin Walz, adapting Ralf König's comics, plays the whole thing with a flat, deadpan face, treating sex and the fear of what it can cost you as one long, ridiculous hazard.

Udo Samelas Luigi Mackeroni
Peter Lohmeyeras Sam Hanks
Iris Berbenas Frau Dr. Riffleson
Marc Richteras Billy
Leonard Lansinkas Babette
Evelyn Künnekeas Leichenbeschauerin Wilma
Hella von Sinnenas Detektivin Sally
Heribert Sasseas Mann vom Secret Service
Meret Beckeras Phyllis Higgins
Gerd Wamelingas Her Teacher
Henning Schlüteras Hotelchef Robinson
Ralf Wolteras Prof. Boris Smirnoff
Ron Williamsas Chief of Police
Otto Sanderas Mr. Higgins
Monika Hansenas Mrs. Higgins
Gode Benedixas Policeman O'Brian
WLWeijian Liuas Dr. Riffleson's Assistant
Peter Krügeras Joe Baluga
Adriana Altarasas Croatian Tourist
Georg-Martin Bodeas Dick McGouvern
Rumme Beck