The Love Guru

“His karma is huge.”

Why would the Toronto Maple Leafs' best player stop scoring just before a Stanley Cup run? His marriage has fallen apart, and the team's owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) hires Guru Pitka (Mike Myers), an American raised in an Indian ashram, to fix it. Marco Schnabel's debut follows Pitka into the arena, where Justin Timberlake plays Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé, the rival goaltender, in full costume.