
The Starving Games
“All the laughs... Half the calories.”
Kantmiss Evershot (Maiara Walsh) wants to survive the 75th annual Starving Games, where the prizes are an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer send up The Hunger Games, with Peter Malarky (Cody Christian) and President Snowballs (Diedrich Bader) filling out the cast. Kantmiss goes in for the ham and the pickle, and the film plays her hunger completely straight.
Michael Hartsonas Bob Hylox
Chris Marroyas Stanley Caeserman
Eryn L. Davisas Rudy
Kennedy Hermansenas Petunia
Juhahn Jonesas Cinnamon
Matthew Graham Wagneras Harry Potter
Jade Robertsas Sylvester Stallone Look-a-like
Joseph Avielas Arnold Schwarzenegger Look-a-like
Eric Buarqueas Bruce Willis Look-a-like
Gene Williamsas Chuck Norris Look-a-like
















