The Three Stooges

“All pain. No brain.”

Three baby boys are left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, and they grow up there as the janitors, Moe (Chris Diamantopoulos), Larry (Sean Hayes) and Curly (Will Sasso). Peter and Bobby Farrelly keep the eye-pokes, slaps and nyuk-nyuks of the old shorts. The orphanage will close in a month unless they raise $830,000, and they have never been out in the world before.