The VelociPastor
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The VelociPastor

(2018)Directed by Brendan Steere75 minAction, Horror, Comedy
“A man of the claw”

Doug Jones (Gregory James Cohan) loses his parents, travels to China, and comes home a priest who turns into a dinosaur whenever he gets angry. Carol (Alyssa Kempinski), a prostitute, talks him into putting the claws to use against crime, and the ninjas turn up soon after. Brendan Steere wrote, directed and edited it himself, and he plays every rubber-clawed fight with a perfectly straight face.

Gregory James Cohanas Doug Jones / The VelociPastor
DSDaniel Steereas Father Stewart
Fernando Pacheco de Castroas Frankie Mermaid
YJYang Jiechangas Wei Chang
Jesse Turitsas Sam the White Ninja
Zachary Steereas Dinosaur Suit Performer
Claire Hsuas Chinese Villager
David Sokolas Ali
Nicholas M. Garofoloas Hobo
George Schewnzeras Doug's Dad
Janice Youngas Doug's Mom
Douglas Saint Jamesas Surgeon
Pat Hroncichas Vietnam Soldier 1
Alec Lambertas Thug