Tour de Pharmacy
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Tour de Pharmacy

(2017)Directed by Jake Szymanski40 minComedy, TV Movie
“Winning is in their blood. Among other things.”

Marty Hass (Andy Samberg) is a cyclist who wants to win the 1982 Tour de Pharmacy and will take whatever he's handed to do it. Jake Szymanski frames the race as a documentary, with Jeff Goldblum as the older Hass looking back and J.J. Abrams, as himself, offering his opinion to the camera. It's a joke about doping told in the flat, serious voice of a sports history, where the winning matters more than how.

Orlando Bloomas JuJu Pepe
Andy Sambergas Marty Hass
John Cenaas Gustav Ditters
Jeff Goldblumas Marty Hass Present Day
J.J. Abramsas J.J. Abrams
Mike Tysonas Mike Tyson
Lance Armstrongas Lance Armstrong
Kevin Baconas Ditmer Klerken
James Marsdenas Rex Honeycut
Dolph Lundgrenas Gustav Ditters Present Day
Freddie Highmoreas Young Adrian Baton
Julia Ormondas Adriana Baton
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbajeas Olusegun Okorocha
Maya Rudolphas Lucy Flerng
Danny Gloveras Slim Robinson Present Day
Daveed Diggsas Slim Robinson
Will Forteas French Gendarme
Nathan Fielderas Stu Ruckman
Phylicia Rashādas Victoria Young
Joe Buckas Joe Buck
Chris Webberas Chris Webber
Chris Romanoas Jabin Dolchey
Seth Morrisas Mick Porterhouse
Jon Hammas Narrator (voice)