Vampires Suck

“Some sagas just won't die.”

Becca Crane (Jenn Proske) is an anxious teenager who isn't a vampire, yet two boys want her, and neither will wait for an answer. Edward (Matt Lanter) and Jacob White (Chris Riggi) keep turning up, while her father Frank (Diedrich Bader) still treats her like a child. Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg aim the parody at the Twilight films, running the gags in a flat deadpan toward the prom.