Wagons East!

“They came. They saw. They changed their minds.”

The settlers who went west to start over have spent a few years finding out it was a mistake, and now a doctor, a bookseller and a prostitute all want the same thing, which is to go home. Peter Markle puts them in the hands of James Harlow (John Candy), a wagon master whose drinking has already cost him most of the work he used to have. Phil Taylor (Richard Lewis) keeps a list of everything that could go wrong, and Harlow takes the job anyway.