Witless Protection

“Protecting America's assets.”

Deputy Larry Stalder (Larry the Cable Guy) sees a woman hustled off by men in a small town where nothing like that ever happens, and he is sure it is a kidnapping. He sets out to rescue Madeleine (Ivana Miličević), and Charles Robert Carner sends him through one comic mishap after another, with Connie (Jenny McCarthy) and a pair of dangerous men in the picture. Larry stays in pursuit, one small-town deputy on a wild path, still convinced he is the hero.