You Don't Mess with the Zohan

“Lather. Rinse. Save the world.”

In the Israeli military, Zohan Dvir (Adam Sandler) is a counterterrorism soldier nobody can stop, and all he really wants is to cut hair. He fakes his own death and lands in Manhattan, where Dennis Dugan sets a rival cab driver, Fatoush (John Turturro), in his path. Zohan stands behind a salon chair with scissors in his hand, finally where he meant to be.